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carl, voll misogyn – 001
Wahrheiten aus logischem Frauenverhalten extrahiert

Einleitung:
Carl zu einem Mädchen mit jedem X-beliebigen Namen
wie:
Gabi, Helga, Karin, Renate, Susi, Sybille, Sibylle, Sabine,
Ursula, Ulrike, Maria, Elisabeth, Uschi, Ulli, Lola, Gloria,
Vera, Dragica, Adelheidi, Desiree, Jasmin, Myrzahl, Grace,
Eva, Silke, Heike, Frauke, Rosa-Tokio, Bettina, Carmen,
Elke, Olga, Suleika, Katharina, Beate, Barbara, Flavica,
Jacqueline, Linoline, Caroline, Kerstin, Christine, Silvia,
Sylvia, Rebecca, Theresa, Nicole, Isabella, Melitta, Emma,
Waltraud, Monika, Sharon, Britney, Whitney, Sidney,....

Ashley, Kate, Svetlana, Iris, Ines, Wumbatumba, Xiu-Miu,
Miu-Xiu, Mette, Allegra, Herminegilde, Diane, Petra, Nora,
Gertie, Erna, Gustavine, Gordiana, Tansania, Paris, Gaga,
Dakota, Britanny, Virginia, Julia, Zarah, Greta, Marlene,
Hildegard, Valentina, Apfelsina, Angelika, Margit, Regina,
Rosie, Valerie, Timbukta, Uagaduga, Ruth, Kim, Salome,
Roxy, Nina, Miriam, Ella, Billy, Rita, Janis, Berta, Zsa Zsa,
Esmeralda, Nico, Coco, Björk, Brigitte, Marilyn, Pamela,
Denise, Sarah, Johanna, Judith, Ilse, Helene, Hilda, Gilda,
Irmgard, Gerlinde, Sonja, Britt, Alice, Dorothy, Michaela,
Sheena, Sheila, Sharona, Scarlett, Marianne, Walpurga,
Tini, Tinkerbell, Dorothea, Vanessa, Viva, Viktoria, Leeza,
Luna, Claire, Claudette, Gina, Patti, Zoe, Claudia, Miley,
Blake, Serena, Selina, Pia, Blair, Charlotte, Wynona, Uma,
Naomi, Lorelei, Devilina, Vampira, Shakira, Jennifer, Joni,
Natasha, Tania, Sofia, Alraune, Brenda, Edie, Candy,
Mascha, Alexa, Chrissie, Franziska, Adriana, Billie Jean,
Peggy Sue, Mary Lou, Lucy, Luzia, Amanda, Gwyneth,
Allison, Lavinia, Martha, Marisa, Melissa, Emily, Prudence,
Leslie, Rosanna, Maggie, Maxine, Negrita, Wodka, Astra,
Akasha, Atoma, Zora, Veruschka, Dulcinea, Camilla, Sara,
Cleopatra, Thekla, Aja, Ronja, Eurydike, Faye, Kwoade,
Zakia, Drew, Melonia, Babette, April, Mae, June, Jules,
Maxim, Lulu, Theodora, Lolo, Dodo, Joujou, Clocio,
Margot, Froufrou, Alpharita, Tusnelda, Eileen, Siobhan,
Magda, Nicole, Beatrice, Noreen, Doreen, Winnie, Taraji,
Zabryna, Meredith, Belinda, Francesca, Jeannie, Marsha,
Lauren, Maruschka, Ariella, Nadja, Maja, Kaja, Deborah,
Debra, Savannah, Michelle, Immogen, Marina, Sandy,
Cindy, Wendy, Sally, Trixi, Stephanie, Nathalie, Anastacia,
Arktura, Antarctica, Wanda, Aurelia, Rikki, Julissa, Gitta,
Veronika, Erika, Astrid, Fiona, Anke, Liv, Mizzi, Melanie,
Sabrina, Samira, Sunita, Yvonne, Jessica, Chantal, Erin,
Tamara, Annabell, Anita, Angie, Schatzi, Jill, Jane, Joan,
Ildiko, Madelaine, Philippa, Tui, Kimi, Kiwi, Raphaela,
Isolde, Schoizngroizja, Solara, Stellara, Lucille, Hillary,
Mia, Megan, Linda, Dagmar, Elda, Griselda, Delilah, Eloise,
Gladys, Lynn, Irene, Katrin, Patricia, Nadine, Celine, Amy,
Lousiana, Alaska, Fuji, Ntscho-Tschi, Robin, Mangrova,
Bunny, Trompeta, Batteria, Taylor, Lindsey, Reese, Tilda,
Amber, Sandra, Ellen, Jodie, Sarita, Genevieve, Zuleikha,
Morena, Laurie, Libby, Mandy, Kirsty, Sophia, Raja, Else,
Elise, Kimberley, Talia, Timothee, Fatimah, Summer, Joy,
Lenka, Dana, Roya, Katina, Merlina, Maury, Jeanette,
Nana, Tonja, Cilla, Cher, Dusty, Francoise, Petula, Kay,
Connie, Aretha, Kiki, Dionne, Talia, Heloise, Mata, Cynthia,
Winifred, Fawad, Mira, Nneoma, Tayfun, Edna, Shirley,
Candice, Henrietta, Velda, Miranda, Cruella, Eleanor,
Ruby, Jaime, Milicent, Annafrid, Elektra, Merope, Alkyone,
Dunja, Katja, Alexandra, LaVern, Bonnie, Vesna, Laura,
Hanna, Leighton, Larissa, Clarissa, Millie, Jackie, Violetta,
Nicoletta, Shonnaya, Devra, Gail, Abigail, Tara, Hermione,
Kacey, Donatella, Amelie, Oonagh, Oona, Thelma, Louise,
Giovanna, Lycra, Irma, Marte, Cara, Leanne, Liane, Timna,
Yasmina, Sinikka, Janine, Phaedra, Rhea, Cecilia, Caprice,
Sulamith, Margarethe, Pippi, Stacie, Cymbaline, Lydia,
Jenna, Melody, Lumen, Gritt, Omnec, Geraldine, Imelda,
Vladimira, Bea, Nooshin, Pooya, Yukiko, Marybeth, Isobel,
Olgivanna, Lana, Dominique, Chelsea, Tuesday, Vali, Tori,
Lisha, Gesine, Kristen, Kirsten, Tabatha, Domenica, Trish,
Jocelyn, Sakina, Tiala, Felicity, Safaya, Mzinga, Mitchell,
Loretta, Lurexa, Alannah, Arigona, Fragmenta, Elisa-Rose,
Cyberia, Courtney, Cyberella, Barbarella, Sidonie, Liliane,
Hettienne, Gillian, Ekaterina, Moura, Itsuko, Wallis, Oi, Ao,
Torianna, Tinsobel, Bo, Shirley, Viviane, Marjolein, Meret,
Mandana, Suki, Yuki, Lava, Psyche, Dame, Echo, Edna,
Mercedes, Paulette, Cordelia, Lacrima, Diamanda, Alla,
Soo, Momoco, Tallulah, Corinna, Gerrit, Mayson, Carla,
Gretchen, Mädchen, Teri, Miranda, Raquel, Samantha,
Konstanze, Consuelo, Star, Mary, Frida, Mona, Coco,
Desdemona, Beverly, Tatjana, Isadora, Winnaretta,
Golnar, Jelena, Mira, Agnes, Cassandra, Lakecia, Viola,
Lukrezia, Reki, Amre, Morgana, Morticia, Lori, Loni, Dena,
Lorna, Gala, Vita, Rapunzel, Scheherazade, Somalia,

Leonore, Hannelore, Alma, Jewel, Martha, Sandy, Eden,

Kitty, Goldie, Cindy, Temperance, Yoko, Clodagh, Vicky,

Crystal, Peggy, Piggy, Astrud, Joan, Roberta, Lauryn,

Olivia, Edith, Suzi, Cleo, Layla, Angelina, Fran, Phoebe,

Romina, Moira, Moria, Aphrodite, Euterpe, Helena, Brunhilde,

Kriemhilde, Zula, Holly, Emile, Canada, California, Gundel,

Daisy, Eusebia, Eulalia, Irrahirra, Schmulfina, Motorbiene,

Rachel, Hecate, Carrie, Bridget, Bryony, Beoncy, Athena,

Rihanna, Kelly, Flora, Amina, Eveline, Vaseline, Nivea,

Daphne, Chloë, Althea, Donna, Kunigunde, Ilsebill, Esther,

Xyp, Wzngrz, Nebula, Sieglinde, Dorit, Nancy, Anette,

Ljiljiana, Bianca, Fellatia, Agnetha, Oriana, Anouk, Cicciolina,

Anjuschka, Kaljinka, Uhura, Kifanny, Oxytocinia, Audrey & Tarantula.

 

(Meine Favoriten):
Ingrid, Annie, Venus, Martina, Daniela, Andrea, Sissi,
Gudrun, Verena, Doris, Marion, Taïnina ... ∞ &
Stella (Starlight)*


Carl: "Zieh dich aus und leg dich nackt in mein Bett."
Stella: "Bist du verrückt, was soll das bringen?"
Carl: "Dass ich weiß, ob ich dich wirklich begehre oder
glücklich allein weiterleben kann."